Venting Sesh

The plate is in the sink. It took 3 days, and it has now moved half a step. What am I referring to? Oh, John's plate on which he ate a hamburger Tuesday afternoon. It spent half the week on the counter, with bits of hamburger, tomato, and bread attracting bugs a plenty. Now let's see when it will actually be washed and put in the drying rack. I'm just doing a little experiment. He complains about bugs, and says that he likes things to be clean. Oh, really Johnny boy? CLEAN UP YOUR F-ING DISHES! He says his mom keeps things spotless. Well, clearly you only reaped those benefits, never having to clean up for yourself. Oh, P.S. Remember how there is your 3 week old pizza dough in the refrigerator? Hardened, brown, and completely uneatable? Oh you completely forgot about it? Hmm...interesting. I see that disgusting stuff every time I open the refrigerator door. But who knows, they do say men have worse peripheral vision than women.

The Real World: Honduras.